What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Read also:

• Why do some people hesitate to say 'I love you' even after their partners have said it first? How can one interpret this behavior from their loved ones?
• What are some disadvantages of living in rural areas? What are the advantages?
• How good do you sing and how do you know this?
• Help. I’m 16 and just got spanked by both of my parents for taking the car. What do I do? I want to run off somewhere but I’m so scared that I’ll get spanked again. I’ve never gotten the paddle before and I’m still scared to sit
• When I buy a house, do I automatically own all items the previous owner failed to remove from the property?
• Costco opens a whole new kind of store - TheStreet
• The #1 Herb for Better Gut Health, According to Dietitians - EatingWell
• What is the most memorable thing that happened in your college days?
• —— which songs do certain kuorans remind you of?
• Does any other guys get turned on by dick pic makes you lick lips because you what to suck?
• Why do I (45, male) feel like I'm crushing on a girl (19, female)?
• Where and how did ballet originate?